Adult Toys + Communion After Midnight Mass in Jersey = Santa’s Hos

Audrey Martini and Spillie Jillie were hoping to give adult toys to the homeless for Xmas, but they ran out out time. After they followed their favorite bartender to Jersey, hit up midnight mass and celebrated the immaculate births of Baby Jesus and Audrey Martini’s, they played Santa’s Hos. (Some people go home for the holidays, but we just follow our bartender home for the holidays.)